Llamas are beautiful, smart, stubborn, and sassy. Incorporating the sassiness and intelligence with a unique defense/hierarchical behavior, spitting, makes them vulgar. However, they are not, they just don’t speak intelligible words and therefore can’t express themselves emphatically, “Gladys just cut in front of me in the salon line!”
Animals for Sam 
Love the Llama! We didn’t get her yet though. Maybe she stopped at Nordstroms to get some more mascara.
Poof–that’s the best one so far! (That expression!)
SEXY 🙂